#ShitBretSays — You Can Actually Taste the Shame

The Starr Conspiracy does not mess around for the holidays. I’m serious. We don’t do anything halfway.

#ShitBretSays — Let's Say You Have A Cake Store That Also Sells Ice Cream

Everything I learned about vertical integration, I learned from #ShitBretSays and Jack Donaghy.

#ShitBretSays — I’ve Got Clean Underwear and a Toothbrush. Road Trip.

It is getting dangerously close to Christmas. We take holidays pretty seriously around here at The Starr Conspiracy. Between holiday parties and Ocho’s killer job decorating the office, there are a few celebrations we don’t mess around with: Halloween, fantasy football, and the winter bundle of holidays.